Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Maxitastic!
Another big round of applause for Penny Tipollo and he fiance Lawrence Sheepshanks for picking maxiforce as your favorite feminine product. we are happy to anounce, that for your participation you will each recive a Maxiforce "Commando" feminine napkin sample! enjoy the hell out of it kids.
Slick dick Cheney.
Congatulations to penny tipollo and her fiance lawrence Sheepshanks for correctly guessing that dirty dick cheney was never allowed to taint the seats of our fine skid stoppers automobile. The couple will be receiving a homemade cake made by my wife (please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery), and the postage will be taken care of courtesy the fine people here at Skid Stoppers and Vagitech Industries. Thanks for playing kids!
Thursday, March 4, 2010
New car designs on Forza 3 race simulator!
RHR has unleashed a plethera of new paint schemes to let you tear up the road like a true champion! make them eat mud in the #12 Skid Stoppers publicity car. teach them never to underestimate the little guy in the #3 Short Round petite prophylactics car. Or relive one of the greatest eras in raceing with the #24 Vagibomb car.
The following is a more detailed list.
95 Miata #12 Skid Stoppers publicity car. Driven by such celebrities as John Gosselein, Tiger woods, Screech from saved by the bell, and yanni !!!
09 Mini Cooper #3 Short Round car. Short Round petite prophylactics, with new 2" eXtendor tip! Don't worry, we'll get the tip.
87 GTA trans Am #24 Vagibomb car. Made famous by Roe Hobbs himself during the 1988 Tampax American Road series. Vagibomb overwhelming feminine infection protection. No more L.R.P. for you!
The following is a more detailed list.
95 Miata #12 Skid Stoppers publicity car. Driven by such celebrities as John Gosselein, Tiger woods, Screech from saved by the bell, and yanni !!!
09 Mini Cooper #3 Short Round car. Short Round petite prophylactics, with new 2" eXtendor tip! Don't worry, we'll get the tip.
87 GTA trans Am #24 Vagibomb car. Made famous by Roe Hobbs himself during the 1988 Tampax American Road series. Vagibomb overwhelming feminine infection protection. No more L.R.P. for you!
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
The CCC re-introduction 2033
1933 Civilian Conservation Corps
Join the CCC, help revitalize, reintroduce, and reinvent the working man with the harmony of nature. Yes in the CCC you'll be fed, clothed, and most importantly put to work. 8 to 6 hours of work every day. Replanting, path making, and fire fighting are all part of the growing CCC. Help save America's agriculture..........100 years later we're going to need the CCC again.
Join the CCC, help revitalize, reintroduce, and reinvent the working man with the harmony of nature. Yes in the CCC you'll be fed, clothed, and most importantly put to work. 8 to 6 hours of work every day. Replanting, path making, and fire fighting are all part of the growing CCC. Help save America's agriculture..........100 years later we're going to need the CCC again.
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